A young ventriloquist is touring the South and stops to
entertain at a bar in Texas.
He’s going through his usual stupid Redneck jokes, when a big
burly guy in the audience stands up and says “I’ve heard just
about enough of your smart ass hillbilly jokes; we ain’t all
stupid here in the South.”
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the big
guy pipes up, “You stay out of this mister, I’m talking to the
smart ass little fella on your knee!”