After much research it was discovered that Van Gogh had many
relatives. Here are a few:
His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh
His prune eating brother: Gotta Gogh
His constipated uncle: Can’t Gogh
His brother that worked in a convenient store: Stopn Gogh
His Yugoslavian grandpa: U. Gogh
His brother that liked to bleach his clothes: Hue Gogh
His cousin from Illinois: Chica Gogh
His uncle who was a magician: Wherediddy
His Mexican cousin: Amee Gogh
His Mexican cousin’s American half-brother: Grin Gogh
His ballroom dancing aunt: Tang Gogh
His sister that liked disco: Go Gogh
His stagecoach driving nephew: Wellsfar Gogh
His bird loving uncle: Flamin Gogh
His nephew that is a psychoanalyst: E. Gogh
His fruit loving cousin: Man Gogh
His aunt that taught positive thinking: Wayda Gogh
His extremely bouncy nephew: Poe Gogh
His neice that drives the country in a van: Winnie Bay Gogh