How many legs does a chicken have? . . .
A. . . Two. Right.
Q. And how many wings does a chicken have? . . .
A. . . Yes. Two. right again.
Q. Well how many beaks does a chicken have?. . .
A. . . One. got it.
Q. How many bones does a cat have? . . .
A. . . Typical man. Knows everything about cock and nothing about pussy..