Two [ethnics] are out fishing, and having a great day. As fast as
they put a hook into the water, a fish bites, and they reel it in.
As sunset approaches they decide to mark the spot, so they can come
back again.
The first [ethnic] thinks a bit and then paints a big “X” on the bottom
of their boat.
The second [ethnic] says “You idiot! what if we get a different bat next
time?”