An engineering student is walking on campus one day when another
engineer rides up on a shiny new motorcycle. “Where did you get
such a rockin’ bike?” asked the first. The second engineer
replied “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own
business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw
the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, “Take
what you want.” The second engineer nodded approvingly, “Good
choice, the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.”