Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old
lady turns to the other and asks, “Do you still get horny?” �
The other replies, “Oh sure I do.” �
The first old lady asks, “What do you do about it?”
�The second old lady replies, “I suck a lifesaver.” �
After a few moments, the first old lady asks, “Who drives you to the
beach?”