a great dane and an alsation are with their masters in the waiting room at the local vets.
the great dane decides to strike up a conversation and ask the alsation what he’s in for.
well said the alsation,its a long story but it goes something like this-i was napping on the landing when the masters wife came out of the bathroom,stark naked and dripping wet,she bent over to pick a towel up and i could’nt resist,i was up there like a shot,fucking her like she’d never been fucked before,so the masters bought me in to be put down,what about you?