late one night in the middle of the day, two dead soldiers got
up to fight, back to back they faced each other, pulled out
their swords and shot one another, a deaf policeman heard the
noise and shot the twice dead boys, if you don’t believe me ask
the blind man who saw it all through a knothole in a wooden
brick wall
ladies and gentlemen I stand before you to stand behind you and
tell you something I know nothing about, Thursday which is good
Friday we are having a fathers day celebration for mothers only,
admission is free, pay at the door pull out a chair and sit on
the floor