a blonde walks in 2 a eletronics store and ask for a tv the man a the till goes sorry we dont sell to blondes so she changes her hair color and goes back in and she goes can i have that tv please the man goes no so she thinks to herself god he must of noticed my face so she has plastic surgery just to get a tv and she goes in to the shop and asks can i have that tv please the man goes no she says why not the man goes because thats not a tv thats a microwave