1. If you think the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach you’re aiming too high.
2. Woman don’t make fools of men — most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
3. The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason:you’re sick of him.
4. Never trust a man who says he’s the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too.
5. A woman’s work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.
6. If you want a nice man go for a bald one — they try harder.
7. Go for younger men. You might as well — they never mature anyway.
8. A man who can dress himself without looking like Wurzel Gummidge is unquestionably gay.
9. Men are all the same — they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
10. Definition of a man with manners — he gets out of the bath to pee.
11. Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he is
married
12. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men — a woman.
13. There are a lot of words you can use to describe men -strong, caring, loving — they’d be wrong but you could still use them.
14. Men are like animals — messy, insensitive and potentially violent — but they make great pets.
15. Men’s brains are like the prison system — not enough cells per man.
16. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men – “don’t” and “stop”..
17. Husbands are like children — they’re fine if they’re someone else’s.