Top ten resolutions you won’t keep in 2000

10. I will not buy magazines with AOL disks bound in just to get another 1.44MB disk.9. I will stop sending email to my roommate/spouse.8. I resolve to work with neglected children … my own.7. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm I answer my email.6. When I subscribe to a newsgroup or mailing list, I will read all the mail I get from it.5. I will stay on the computer as long as I want. What? OK, dear … I’m coming. Never mind.4. No more downloads from alt.binaries.3. I resolve to back up my new 10GB hard drive daily … well, once a week … monthly, perhaps … 2. I will spend less than one hour a day on the Net.1. I won’t try to get onto the Netscape ftp site as soon as a new Navigator beta comes out.0. When I hear “Where do you want to go today?” I won’t reply “MS Tech Support.”-1. I will read the manual.-2. I will think of a password other than “password.”-3. I will limit my top ten lists to ten items.

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