Top Ten Reasons for Being English

1. Two World Wars and One World Cup

2. Warm beer

3. You get to confuse yanks with the rules of cricket

4. You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events

5. Union jack underpants

6. Water shortages guaranteed every single summer

7. Puts you in with a chance bedding Lady Di

8. Bathing once a week-whether you need to or not

9. Ditto changing underwear

10. Beats being Welsh, or Scottish

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