10. “What’s Arnold’s poorly-worded plan to fix the economy?”
9. “Why is Arnold campaigning in St. Louis?”
8. “Will he govern shirtless?”
7. “Is he going to take a leave of absence if he becomes pregnant again?”
6. “Just to clarify — will he be back?”
5. “When is this Governor movie coming out?”
4. “Did Arnold get the egg I tossed to him?”
3. “Is this the Tom Arnold for Governor hotline?”
2. “Can you tell Mr. Schwarzenegger his steroid shipment has arrived?”
1. “What time is tonight’s group sex fundraiser?