10. Ellen DeGeneres: Suffocates in closet.
9. Susan Lucci: Trips and breaks her neck while running up the stairs to
get an Emmy.
8. Jenny McCarthy: Struck by a random thought.
7. Frank Sinatra: Killed by strangers in the night.
6. RuPaul: Prostate Cancer.
5. O.J. Simpson: Killed by the “real killer” in an apperent suicide.
4. Madonna: Exposure.
3. Unabomber: Mail bomb returned due to “insufficient postage”.
2. Al Gore: Dutch Elm Disease.
1. Bill Gates: Falls out of the window.