Top 5 Reasons Why Computers are Female
- Nobody but their creator understands their logic.
- Even the smallest mistakes are commited to memory for future reference.
- The native language used to communicate with
other computers is incomprehensible to everyone
else. - The message “Bad command or filename” is about
as informative as “if you don’t know why I am
mad at you, then I certainly won’t tell you.” - As soon as you make a commitment to one, you
find yourself spending half your paycheck
on accessories for it/her.