Top 10 things that sound dirty in golf but aren’t10. Nuts….my shaft is bent.9. After 18 holes I can barely walk8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.7. Look at the size of his putter.6. Mind if I join your threesome?5. Stand with your back turned and drop it.4. Keep your head down and spread your legs a little more3. My hands are so sweaty I can’t get a good grip2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.1. Hold up…..I need to wash my balls first.