TOP 10 THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THANKSGIVING BUT AREN’T10. ‘Reach in and grab the giblets.’9. ‘Whew…that’s one terrific spread!’8. ‘I am in the mood for a little dark meat!’7. ‘Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.’6. ‘Talk about a HUGE breast!’5. ‘And he forces his way into the end zone!’4. ‘She’s 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down.’3. ‘It’s cool whip time!’2. ‘If I don’t unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!’ 1. ‘It must be broken ’cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out.’