#10. Sit on corners and take money people give them to shut them up
#9. Be the next in line to have Michael Jackson’s baby
#8. “Would you like fries with that?”
#7. “Striptease II”
#6. G.L.O.W. (Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling)
#5. “Attention K-Mart shoppers, buy a box of kitty litter, and get a hanson CD free!”
#4. Host of MTV’s show “One Hit Wonders”
#3. Plugging the roly-kit, and acne staton on the “Home Shopping Network”
#2. Drinking, a lot of drinking
#1. Settle down, and just try to be good housewives