Titanic VS Clinton

Titanic vs. Clinton (some amazing similarities)

Titanic Video: $9.99 on Internet.
Clinton Video: $9.99 on Internet.

Titanic Video: Over 3 hours long.
Clinton Video: Over 3 hours long.

Titanic Video: The story of Jack and Rose, they�re forbidden love, a
subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton Video: The story of Bill and Monica, they�re forbidden love, a
subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic Video: Villain: White Star Line.
Clinton Video: Villain: Ken Starr.

Titanic Video: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton Video: Bill is a B.S. artist.

Titanic Video: In one part, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton Video: Ditto for Bill.

Titanic Video: During ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined.
Clinton Video: Ditto for Monica.

Titanic Video: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton Video: Let’s not go there.

Titanic Video: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton Video: Monica’s forced to return her gifts.

Titanic Video: Behind the scenes: Leonardo DiCaprio is wildly popular.
Clinton Video: Behind the scenes: Bill Clinton’s approval rating is at 70%

Titanic Video: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton Video: Bill goes home to Hillary.

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