Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general
practitioner looks at it and says, “Looks like a duck, flies like a duck… it’s
probably a duck,” shoots at it but misses and the bird flies away.
The next bird flies overhead, and the pathologist looks at it, then looks
through the pages of a bird manual, and says, “Hmmmm…Green wings, yellow bill,
quacking sound…might be a duck.” He raises his gun to shoot it, but the bird
is long gone.
A third bird flies over. The surgeon raises his gun and shoots almost without
looking, brings the bird down, and turns to the pathologist and says, “Go see if
that was a duck.”