This guy went into a doctor’s office and told the nurse, “I have a problem
with my dick.” The nurse, half horrified, said, “I am amazed that you have
the audacity to use that language here. I will not help you until you call
‘it’ something else.” A little embarrassed, the guy leaves.
A few minutes later, he comes back in and says, “I have something wrong
with my ear.” So the nurse says, “That’s better. Now what’s wrong
with your ear?”
The guy replies, “I can’t piss out of it.”