– I thought Grace land was tacky.
– No kids in the back of the pick-up, it’s not safe.
– Honey, do these bonsai trees need watering?
– Wrestling�s fake.
– “Alex, I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000.”
– Duct tape won’t fix that.
– Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.
– Come to think of it, I’ll have a Heineken.
– We don’t keep firearms in this house.
– Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
– You can’t feed that to the dog.
– Honey, did you mail that donation to Green peace?
– We’re vegetarians.
– Do you think my hair is too big?
– I’ll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy.
– I’ve got it all on a floppy disk.
– Unsweetened tea tastes better.
– My fianc�e, Paula Jo, is registered at Tiffany’s.
– I’ve got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
– Elvis who?
– Would you like you fish poached or broiled?
– Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
– Who’s Richard Petty?
– Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
– Deer heads detract from the decor.
– Spitting is such a nasty habit.
– I just couldn’t find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
– Trim the fat off that steak.
– Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
– The tires on that truck are too big.
– I’ll have the argali and radicchio salad.
– I don’t have a favorite college team.
– Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
– Checkmate.
– She’s too old to be wearing a bikini.
– Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
– Hey, here’s an episode of “He Haw” that we haven’t seen.
– I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
– Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.