– OOPS !!
– I wonder what this does!
– Hand me the saw someone!
– Did he say the right or left leg?
– It is now out of my hands…Nurse, could you grab it? It’s over there
behind the keg.
– I’d feel alot better about this if the dotted lines were pre-drawn like
back at night school.
– Someone call the janitor – we’re going to need a mop.
– Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad dog!
– Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
– Hand me that…uh…that uh…thingie.
– Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.
– Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
– Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
– Rats, there go the lights again…
– “Ya know, there’s big money in kidneys and this guy’s got two of ’em.”
– Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens.
– Could you stop that thing from beating; it’s throwing my concentration
off.
– What’s this doing here?
– That’s cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
– I wish I hadn’t forgotten my glasses.
– Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
– What do you mean he wasn’t in for a sex change…!
– Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
– And now we remove the subject’s brain and place it in the body of the
ape.
– OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
– This patient has already had kids, am I correct ?
– Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card ?
– Don’t worry. I think it is sharp enough.
– She’s gonna blow! Everyone take cover!!!
– FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out !
– Darn! Page 47 of the manual is missing !
– Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.
– What do you mean you want a divorce ?