Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving, But Aren’t

  • Talk about a huge breast!”
  • Whew, that’s one terrific spread!”
  • “It’s a little dry. Do you still want to eat it?”
  • “Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.”
  • “Just lay back and take it easy. I’ll do the rest.”
  • “I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.”
  • “How long do I beat it before it’s ready?”
  • “Use a nice, smooth stroke when you whip it.”
  • “Don’t play with your meat.”
  • “Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.”
  • “How long will it take after you stick it in?”
  • “You’ll know when it’s ready when it pops up.”
  • “If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!”
  • “That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen!”
  • “Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?”
  • “I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!”
  • “It’s Cool Whip time!”
  • “You still have a little bit on your chin.”
  • “Are you ready for seconds yet?”
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