Things that sound dirty at Thanksgiving but really aren’t:
Reach in and grab the giblets.
Whew… that’s one terrific spread!
I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.
Talk about a huge breast!
”And he forces his way into the end zone.”
She’s 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down.
It’s cool whip time!
If I don’t unbuckle my pants, I’m going to burst.
It must be broken ’cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out.