Here are some things better left unsaid when you are arguing
with your wife/girlfriend.
Don’t you have some laundry to do or something?
Oh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off.
You’re just upset because your butt is beginning to spread.
Wait a minute – I get it. What time of the month is it?
Shouldn’t you consult the great Oprah on this one?
Sorry. I was just picturing you naked.
Whoa, time out. Football is on.
Looks like someone had an extra bowl of B#%$@! flakes this
morning!
Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain’t loaded.