There was this farmer who had three lovely daughters. He wanted them to
marry men who would do anything for them, so he came up with a test. One
morning he took all 3 of his daughters out back to the barn. When they got
there, there were 3 handsome young men waiting. The farmer walked up to the
first man and said “If you fuck my cow back there you can choose any one of my
daughters you like, to marry”.
The first man quickly replied..”No way man,
there not even that pretty”, he then left.
The farmer walked up to the next
man and offered him the same deal..”If you fuck my cow back there, you can
choose anyone of my daughters you like, to marry”.
The second man
replied “Well i dont know…..oh…Naaaaaa”. and he too left.
The farmer then
walked up to the third and final man and offered him the same deal he gave the
other 2..”ok..If you fuck my cow back there, you can choose anyone of my
daughters you like, to marry”.
The third man thought for a moment then
answered..”Well I guess. Why not”
So the man goes in the back and fucks the
farmers cow. When he returns the farmer asks…”So which one of my daughters
would you like?”
The man answers with….”Screw your daughters how much for
the cow!”