F1: …admit that we have no life.
F2: …believe that a Power greater than ourselves can either restore us to
sanity or provide us with unlimited, no-cost Internet dial-up.
F3: …made a decision to turn our lives over to that Great Webmaster In The
Sky (“GWITS”).
F4: …performed a searching moral inventory with the Web search engine of our
choice.
F5: …admitted to GWITS, ourselves and another human being (even if
only by email) the exact nature of our obsession.
F6: …were entirely ready to have GWITS remove our shortcomings and remedy
our lack of knowledge about the latest IRC chat technology.
F7: …humbly asked GWITS to allow us to FTP the file updates.
F8: Made a list of all persons we had neglected, and posted it on our personal
home page.
F9: Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so
would cut into our scheduled netsurf time.
F10: …continued to take personal inventory, and when we were wrong, blamed
it on our outdated software.
F11: …sought through prayer and meditation to improve our contact with
GWITS, by utilizing higher modem speeds and improved bandwidth.
F12: …had a spiritual awakening as the result of these Keys, tried to carry
the message to other WEBholics, and ended up making complete pests out of
ourselves.