9. Photographer for the “Miss Nude Octogenarian” pageant
8. Laxative tester
7. Internet spelling/grammar corrector
6. Certified Pubic Accountant
5. Oh, come on, people! Let’s just say it: *any* job in the White House if you’re wearing a skirt. And that includes the poor bagpipe players.
4. Depends Undergarment Maximum Load Tester
3. Jessie Ventura’s press secretary
2. Restroom attendant at the Texas Chili Competition
1. “NYPD Blue” Makeup Specialist, Ass Division
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