20> Green Eggs and Ham, Spotted Owls and Toast
19> Bob the Nationbuilder
18> Snow White and the Dozen or So Born-Out-of-Wedlock, Crack-Addicted, Soon-to-Be-Wards-of-the-State, Drains-on-Society Dwarves
17> Nancy Drew Too Much Welfare So We Cut Her Off
16> Curious George and the Mean Ol’ Stem-Cell Researcher
15> Global Warming, President Kerry and Other Fables From Fantasy Land
14> Bill and the Giant Impeach
13> Tom Swift and his Amazing Outsourcing Machine
12> Shoot the Bunny
11> Profits in Courage
10> Winnie the Pooh, the Killer Grizzly Whose Head Is Now Mounted Over a Fireplace
9> One Fish, Two Fish, My Fish, My Fish
8> How the Left Stole Christmas and Removed All Religious Meaning From It in the Name of Inclusiveness
7> Cliffordunov, the Big Red Menace
6> Billnocchio
5> Why Al Franken Hates You and Wants to Kill Your Puppy
4> Run, Ralph, Run!
3> Heather Has Two Mommies Who Are Both Going Straight to Hell
2> The Little Hybrid Engine That Couldn’t
1> Where the Wild Things Are II: This Time, We Have Very Credible Information
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