18> Crack Ho Lipstick Red
17> Better-Dead-Than Red
16> The Smudge That Daddy Washes Off His Collar Right After a Business Trip Before Mom Sees Them Red
15> We Got a Bleeder Here! Red
14> Areola
13> McCarthy Red Scare
12> Rockingham Bloody Glove Red
11> Jesse Helms’s Neck Red
10> Systematically Oppressed Indigenous People Who have Been Shafted Out of Land and Portrayed in a Comically Inaccurate Manner Red
9> Extra-Tender, Rare Veal Red
8> Broken Blood Vessels in Ted Kennedy’s Face Red
7> Caved Into Uninformed Politically Correct Nimrods Red
6> Embarrassed Drunken Fighting Irishman Red
5> Baboon Ass Scarlet
4> Enormous Swollen Erection Red
3> Genital-Rash Vermilion
2> Paleface Blood
1> Niggardly Crimson
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