16> “I’m voting for Nader. It won’t make a difference in the election, but it’ll definitely get the Democrats’ attention.”
15> “Surely the smartest, not the strongest, should lead. So you tell your Mr. Dover there’s a *new* head of Cell Block D.”
14> “Go ahead and marry her, Dad. I’m sure Anna Nicole really loves you.”
13> “I’ll bet a splash of Aqua Velva would feel refreshing on my newly shaved scrotum.”
12> “Hey, if I’m going to get drunk and pass out, the safest place to do it is right here in my own frat house.”
11> “Please, God, just let me pass this final and I promise I’ll never smoke pot again as long as I live.”
10> “Hey, Sean Penn! Say ‘cheese!'”
9> “Man, being Martha Stewart’s lawyer is boring. I wish something interesting would happen.”
8> “Okay, fine! That dress *does* make your butt look big! Happy now, Ms. Bloated Water Retaining Menstrual Cramp?!?”
7> “Hey, man, let’s celebrate tonight’s concert by *all* of us getting Milli Vanilli tattoos!”
6> “No, Britney, I think we should wait until we’re out of high school to have sex.”
5> “Mr President, as Director of the CIA, I believe it’s my responsibility to inform you that Saddam Hussein has been making fun of the way you pronounce the word ‘nuclear.'”
4> “I bet your breasts would look great in zero gravity.”
3> “We’re sorry, Ms. Rowling, we just can’t imagine this whole wizard thing catching on with today’s kids.”
2> “Free LASIK surgery done by medical students? Sweet!”
1> “Hey, this Starbucks place is pretty good! I wish they’d open up one in my house.”
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