The Top 15 Worst Names for Boats

15> Hazelwood’s Party Pad

14> The Gerald Fitzedmund

13> The Absolutely, Positively, Iron-Clad-Guarantee, Zero-Possibility-Of-Error Unsinkable Just-Made-the-Final-Payment

12> The www.MakeMoneyFromBelowDeck.com

11> Osama bin Sailin’!

10> U.S.S. Shirley Shirley bo birley banana fana fo firley me mi mo mirley… SHIRLEY!

9> The Compensator

8> Jenna, the Girl I Dated in High School Who Gave Me Herpes and Cheated on Me With My Dad’s Best Friend

7> The Havana Ferry

6> *NSINK

5> Carrie Ingillegalimigrantsanddrugsininternationalwaters

4> H.M.S. Chum Bucket

3> Ignore This Distress Call

2> James Cameron’s Wet Dream

1> The #13 Unsinkable Kennedy 666

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