15. Willie “White Shoes After Labor Day” Lumpkin
14. Charlie “Sittin’ in First Class & Cheerful as Hell” Pickett
13. Al “Lightnin'” Gore
12. The Suspiciously Clean-Shaven, Well-Coiffed Artist in the Dark Glasses Who Won’t Admit That He Was Formerly Known As John Tesh And is Now Playing Barrelhouse Boogie-Woogie To Earn A Buck
11. John Lee Crackwhore
10. Timmy “Up With People” Perkyman
9. “Portly Dan” Aykroyd & Bruce “Shinehead” Willis
8. Matt “Sleeping with Cameron Diaz” Dillon
7. Winston P. “Sunshine Man” Walthrop III, King of the Cape Cod Blues
6. Tiny Red Johnson 5. Screamin’ Josh Rabinowitz
4. Mack “Crusty Underthings” Morton
3. Stanley “Stank Ass” Wilson
2. Bawlin’ Wimp
1. Luther “Kill Me, Just Kill Me” Johnson
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