The Top 15 White House Press Quotes That Sound Dirty but Aren’t

15> “Bush had some face time with the Minority Whip last night.”

14> “The President worked late into the night, pausing only to eat rice.”

13> “Contrary to reports he’s blowing off environmentalists, the president enjoys exploring deep into our interior.”

12> “Ideas are important — and the First Lady sure has a couple of big ones.”

11> “As for the budget, the Bush trimmings will leave many hardliners excited.”

10> “Dick’s staff has right behind Colin during this painful ordeal.”

9> “Boy Scout troop 547 got to see Bush in the Oval Office today.”

8> “The naturally curious President has pushed NASA to probe Uranus.”

7> “…and I want to give it to the American people, because they’ve earned it!”

6> “The President’s staff eagerly acknowledged the First Lady’s return.”

5> “Thank you all for coming.”

4> “The President debriefed his staff this morning.”

3> “According to the First Lady, the President still doesn’t know the precise location of the little red button.”

2> “Steady growth in the private sector is crucial to our plans to penetrate abroad.”

1> “Loud opposition was shown by Putin during the President’s speech.”

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