15> Nair — Pelt-Away
14> Old Spice — Eau de Grandpa
13> Dr. Scholl’s Corn Pads — Beats BITING Them Off
12> Vaseline Intensive Care Lotion — Sgt. Zipper’s Lonely Hearts
Club “Hand” Cream
11> Trojan Condoms — SkankSafe
10> Wart-B-Gone — Put Down Those Goddam Toads!
9> FDS — CrotchGuard
8> Preparation H — SitAgin
7> Q-Tips — Jam It In! We Dare Ya!
6> Nyquil — Kid-Booze
5> Cover Girl Makeup – Covers Ugly Girls Makeup
4> Tampax — Suck It Up, Missy!
3> Tom’s of Maine — Gee, Your Teeth Smell Like Pete Moss!
2> K-Y Jelly — J-O Jelly
1> Chanel No. 5 — Catbox No. 2
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