15> “…and the best part about this Internet company you’ve invested in is that their list is *actually* 15 items — that’s like a 33% discount!”
14> “Allow me to illustrate: Suppose this ceramic coffee mug here represent your high tech portfolio and this cast iron paperweight the current economic trends…”
13> “No, I don’t mean it’s time to sell eBay, I mean it’s time to sell everything you own *on* eBay.”
12> “Oops, I had these charts upside down!”
11> “Can I call you right back? I’ve got my bankruptcy attorney holding on the other line.”
10> “I know you said to buy Wal-Mart, but that little sock puppet doggie was just *so* cute…”
9> “I always forget… is ‘bull’ the good one or the bad one?”
8> “Enough about stocks. Do you know how much money you can make in black market kidney sales?”
7> “I don’t understand — this plan worked beautifully when they did it on ‘The Sopranos.'”
6> “Please don’t hang up — I’m only allowed one call…”
5> “First, the good news: you won’t have any problems with capital gains taxes this year…”
4> “I recommend rolling your last $100 into a blanket, a shopping cart and a case of Night Train.”
3> “Your position in the market? Bent over, grabbing your ankles.”
2> “I can’t talk long — I’m on my cell phone and the pavement is coming up *really* fast now…”
1> “So then I said, ‘What the hell is a margin call?'”
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