15> Not only is he devastatingly handsome, Eugene Levy can sing, too!
14> Charlize Theron announces that in “Monster 2,” she’ll play the dress that was eating Uma Thurman.
13> Three of the five “Queer Eye” guys have strokes when they see Peter Jackson.
12> Billy Crystal shows he has bigger boobs than Renee Zellweger.
11> The ugly catfight when Johnny Depp tries to get his outfit back from Diane Keaton.
10> Price Waterhouse divulges that Roman Polanski tried to vote for Keisha Castle-Hughes multiple times.
9> Although he couldn’t make it to the awards, Nemo was resting comfortably in the Flipper wing of the Betty Ford Clinic.
8> In a special live broadcast from San Francisco, Ben Affleck and Matt Damon finally tie the knot.
7> The New Zealand mafia somehow got to Price Waterhouse!
6> Joan Rivers’ plastic surgeon receives a lifetime achievement award.
5> A tearful Peter Jackson thanks his brother, Samuel L.
4> The ghost of Gene Siskel repeatedly knocks the Raisinets out of Roger Ebert’s hands.
3> The only exposed boob in sight? Keanu Reeves.
2> Oprah Winfrey gets caught slipping away from her seat to buy Girl Scout cookies from Jack Nicholson’s date.
1> Covering the red carpet for Peoria’s public access channel 58? Ben and Jen!
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