15> They brag about stealing all the software off your site, www.freeware.com.
14> “Feedback on my hacking? E-mail me at the address below.”
13> The end of their political message reads, “This hack best viewed
with Internet Explorer 4.0 or above.”
12> HTML-impaired vandals resort to TP’ing your server.
11> After hacking in, improved security so much they felt compelled
to turn themselves in.
10> Their lone devious act of “vandalism” was to correct all your
spelling errors.
9> When eBay comes back online, the entire auction consists of a
bunch of Dungeons and Dragons crap being sold by four geeks in
Poughkeepsie.
8> “GREG W. BUSH FOR PRESIDENT! GREG W. BUSH FOR PRESIDENT!”
7> The KKK logo they left uses white letters on a white background.
6> Pamela Lee has clothes on now.
5> “pHaNtOm” tried to disable your retail website by using his
American Express platinum card to purchases your entire inventory.
4> Today’s topic looks a wee bit suspicious: “DA ToP5 R33ZUNZ
Y DA S1LV3R SURF3R PoSS3 RooLZ!!!!!”
3> Someone broke into your credit card database and stole 400,000
middle initials.
2> Hacked into www.Playboy.com
just to read the articles.
1> Calls himself “Dr. Evil” and demands that he will unleash an
attack on the entire world and bring the internet to a screeching halt
unless he receives $100 “in small bills.”
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