15> Jenkins in accounting only answers to “The Number Cruncher.”
14> More choke-holds than usual on the redhead in word processing.
13> Within seconds of getting called on the carpet, he’s managed to put the boss in a headlock.
12> Every morning when she comes in, she climbs up each corner of her cubicle and raises her fists in the air.
11> Casual Friday means no cape.
10> Although his manager’s office is adequately furnished for meetings, he takes a folding chair into his salary review.
9> After coffee breaks, he returns to his chair by leaping from the top of the cubicle wall.
8> You’ve learned not to lend her an office chair. Ever.
7> He’s always putting Colin Powell in headlocks during cabinet meetings.
6> Fixes his computer by jumping from the top of his cubicle and hitting the monitor with a forearm smash.
5> “And our employee of the month is Fr– what? Er, sorry — ‘Stone Cold’ Fred Waznowski.”
4> Clients used to be escorted politely to the door. Now they’re tossed screaming over the cubicle walls.
3> He requires you to tag in before he gives up the urinal in the restroom.
2> Ends every meeting by putting Bob from accounting through the conference table.
1> “Fax Machine, it’s time for me to drag your malfunctioning ass into the squared circle of *pain*!”
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