15. Putting the HIP back in Hypocrisy
14. Adultery with Dignity
13. $40 million is peanuts compared to what *they* want to give poor folks!
12. Moraler Then Thou!
11. Let’s Get Ready To Stumblllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllle!
10. Please, don’t squeeze the Chairman
9. 3% More Ethical Than the Other Guys
8. We Love to Pry, and it Shows
7. 1000 Points of Spite
6. LALALALA! We’re Not Listening!!!!
5. Your choice, America: Vote Republican or roast in hell.
4. The New GOP — Now with Black folks!
3. Upholding Principle and Truth Since 1998
2. With our finger on the pulse of the American peop… Strom? Strom?!
1. Impeachment: Because the Secret Service Won’t Let Us Get Close Enough To Lynch
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