15. Okay, he’s a hound — But he’s OUR hound!
14. Vote for Our Guy or These Dole Viagra Pictures Hit the Internet
13. If the Dome is A-Rockin’, Don’t Come A-Knockin’!
12. When the Going Gets Tough, We Bomb Iraq.
11. So Spank Us! 10. It’s Not Our Fault All the Good Ones Get Shot
9. Our Pants May Fall, But Your 401(K) Value Won’t!
8. Felonies Dismissed While You Wait
7. Slide your fine ass over here and give us a vote, Darlin’!!
6. Mmmmmmm… Peachy!
5. Oh, So You Wanna Play Rough, Huh?
4. C’mon — We Didn’t Know He Was *THAT* Horny!
3. We’ve Got Cigarfignugen!
2. Impeach THIS!!!
1. Laid in America
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