15> Lose yourself in a thong. Or vice versa.
14> Being pregnant doesn’t mean you have to stop looking like a slut.
13> The ribbon for your baby’s finish line.
12> Don’t block the light — give your baby a womb with a view!
11> In the third trimester, every pair of underwear you own becomes a thong anyway!
10> Absolutely NOT zesty!
9> The choice of knocked-up tramps everywhere!
8> Appearing in Sisqo’s nightmares since 1998!
7> An ass *that* big should be flaunted.
6> Because it’s never to early to teach your baby to floss.
5> Hey, you already look like a sumo wrestler.
4> So snug, so tight, so razor thin. When he comes out, he’ll have a twin!
3> Sleek and sexy… like the string on a baked ham.
2> Hey, it MIGHT get you laid, Goodyear!
1> The *safe* way to do crack while you’re pregnant.
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