15> Lil’ Pill-Poppin’ Rush
14> The Incredible Sulk
13> Terrence, the Contagious Toll Collector
12> Saddam Hussein in a Flowery Island Shirt Holding a Pina Colada
11> Fat Lost by Carnie Wilson
10> The Politician Formerly Known as Governor Davis
9> Cellulite-Riddled Nudist
8> Mike Wallace and Camera Crew
7> Rupturing-Pustules Baywatch Babe With Realistic Festering Action!
6> “Sexy” Altar Boy
5> Left-Wing Monster GloriAl FrankenSteinem
4> Martha Stewart Prison-Bitch Barbie
3> LevitraMan
2> I-Just-Knocked-Your-Daughter-Up Guy
1> SpongeBob SoiledPants