15> Caramel Toothpaste
14> Dancing Hula Girl Rosary Beads
13> Combination Salad Shooter/De-Seeder
12> Automatic Coats-Anything-With-Peanut-Butter Machine
11> Supply-Side Economics
10> “Waitin’ For My F***ing Ham” Kitchen Timer
9> “You don’t get it, man? It’s like a fork *and* a spoon! A ‘Foon’!”
8> Binaca-Flavored Visine
7> A TV set with a Teletubby in its middle.
6> The NASA Channel
5> Tie-Dye Contact Lenses
4> Barbie Dream House Smoke Alarm
3> Iron-On Tattoos
2> The Mood Thong
1> “Chips Ahoy. Chipsahoy. No, wait. Chip Sahoy. Hee hee. Chipsahoy! Oh, man.”
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