15> Elect Bush: Vote Nader
14> You Wouldn’t Want to Piss Off John Ashcroft, Would You?
13> Vote Bush — or Condoleezza Will Come and Spank You!
12> Behind the Curtain… Halliburton!
11> Not Smart Enough to Lie
10> Force-Feeding Democracy to the World, One Nation at a Time
9> Last Time, I Was Just Stupid; This Time, I’m Evil as Well!
8> Leading Kerry in All Alphabetized Polls
7> Give Me Four More Years and I’ll Find You Some Damned WMDs Somewhere
6> Stick It to Frenchie, BIG TIME!
5> Mission Accom– Hey, Look, the NCAA Tourney Is On!
4> Vote for Bush! Or Don’t, and I’ll Just Have the Supreme Court Take Care of It Again.
3> Tax and Spend — Without The Tax!
2> C’mon Guys, Don’tcha Want a Boss, Bitchin’, Supercool Moon Base?!?
1> Vote Bush: It’s a No-Brainer!
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