15> The book Bill pretended to read while waiting for Hillary to fall asleep
14> The Clinton Papers: Bambu and EZ Wider
13> The beer goggles Bubba wore when he hit on Paula Jones
12> Rejection letter from the McDonald’s Corporation concerning the President’s suggestion for “toy pardons” in Happy Meals
11> His star-shaped shades, high-heeled boots and multi-colored wig from the P-Funk days
10> Autographed up-skirt 8×10 of Stevie Nicks
9> The $60 million dry cleaning bill
8> The Official Presidential Oval Office Wet-Nap Dispenser
7> Five bomb-proof underground levels of grade A, high-octane porn
6> The Rush Limbaugh Exploding Head
5> Pantless Animatronic Clinton that “salutes” female guests
4> George Stephanopolous’s booster seat
3> Scale model White House ice sculpture, kept cold by the glacial stare from Hillary’s portrait
2> Interactive “Write Your Own Pardon For $10” kiosk
1> Al Gore’s dashed presidential hopes
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