15. The Jackson Siblings’ Career Slide!
14. Kid Who Played Webster Petting Zoo
13. The Rusty Antique Moonwalk
12. The “Now Hold On Real Tight” Ride
11. The Hall Of Elizabeth Taylor’s Ex-Husbands
10. Sign at park entrance which says, “You must be at least this young to enter.”
9. The “Design Michael’s Face” Computer Graphics Pavilion
8. Michael himself supervises the Lost Children hut
7. Handy “Need a glove, take a glove; Have a glove, leave a glove” boxes everywhere
6. Six Flags, depicting the 6 noses of Michael himself
5. “Candy from a Stranger” concession stands
4. “Touch The Kielbasa” Carousel
3. The Jackson dysfunctional family “get your ass on stage and perform” karaoke bar
2. “Yeah, I’m Tito. You want a churro or not?”
1. It’s A Small Nose After All