15> We do chickens, right?
14> Come for the goat cheese. Stay for the pig’s feet!
13> And bring your red-assed baboon!
12> A chestful o’ carcinoma in every puff!
11> A wipe so clean you could eat between them!
10> Find a roach, win a bike!
9> Ding-dong… Diarrhea’s here!
8> 10,000 undertakers can’t be wrong!
7> As Seen On TV If You Were Watching At 4 a.m. Last Tuesday
6> So good you’ll regurgitate it to eat it again
5> Have Another Handful, Lardass
4> It’s the Loaded-With-Alcohol-So-You-Can-Catch-a-Buzz-and-Drown-Out-the-Noise-of-Your-Spouse-and-Kids-Along-With-Your-Cold-Symptoms Medicine
3> Bathroom tissue so squeeze-ably soft, your butt cheeks will give it a bear hug.
2> Almost no chance of infection!
1> Wouldn’t you like to suck our nuts?
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