14. The Dependsinator
13. The Made-in-Taiwan Space Shuttle
12. The Personal Liability Waiver Lawyercoaster
11. Dr. Kevorkian’s Wild “Head Toward The Light” ride
10. Wild Bill’s InternSpinner Career Slide
9. It’s a Small World Full of Leprosy
8. Your 401(k)’s Value Ride
7. “Get Aboard, Ya Scabs!” — The Roller Coaster Built By Non-Union Carpenters
6. Puke of Hurl
5. The Janet Reno Mattress Mambo
4. The Deadly Olestra DoubleEnder
3. The Crooked Safety Inspector’s Crazy Kickbackcoaster
2. The OprahWeight
1. The Hello Kitty Strawberry Shortcake Care Bears BarbieCoaster
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